But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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