you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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