Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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