It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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