We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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