Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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