school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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