You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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