He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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