and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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