we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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