I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You did what with his pubic hair?
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