he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My penis needs a shock collar
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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