My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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