ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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