I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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