Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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