i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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