so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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