I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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