there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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