If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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