There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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