It's Friday. Sex?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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