playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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