I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
