I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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