I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
