My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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