I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
my liver is dry heaving
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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