when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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