Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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