I'm really into asian looking animals
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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