yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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