My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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