Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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