She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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