I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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