Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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