These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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