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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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