I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Panties = found
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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