so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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