butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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