she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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