shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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