i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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