What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
