They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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