think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
