You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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