Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
