Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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