mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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