what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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